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Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.Heather Brewer
2
Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke.Heather Brewer
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Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.Heather Brewer